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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2009|06:06 pm]
Bitch,
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2009|01:15 pm]
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

- Stephen Roberts
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2009|08:59 am]


Your result for The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)...

The Renaissance Faire Wench (QLAF)

Quirky Liberal Alpha Female


The hardest part about being the Renn. Faire Wench is that people often mistake you for a beta female. This is not so. You might be quite flirtatious, but you are hardly relient on men. You like to do things the mainstream would consider weird, (like dress in costume, perhaps?). Eat, drink, and be merry, but make sure whoever you date respects you and does not take advantage of your laid-back attitude. (BTW, you are likely the only type who can see That Creepy Guy (NLBM) for who he is, helping him to bring out the Manga Geek (QLBM) inside. This does not mean you have to date one, however. You are quite flexible and can enjoy the company of many of the types.)


You are more QUIRKY than NORMAL.


You are more LIBERAL than TRADITIONAL.


You are more DOMINANT than PASSIVE.


When picking a date, consider: The Lord of the Misfits (QLAM), The Fratt Boy (NLAM), The Snowball's Chance in Hell (QTBM), The Manga Geek (QLBM), or That Creepy Guy (NLBM).


(Image from http://www.buycostumes.com/Lock-Lace-Bodice-Navy-Renaissance-Collection-Adult/27296/ProductDetail.aspx)


Take The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2009|09:55 am]
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/06/the-wonder-years/#comments

It borders on NSFW, but not really ... it isn't real nudity ... it's ... something else ...
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For all us Rocky parents [May. 14th, 2009|09:31 am]
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rocky horror picture show
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Wolverine (in 30 Seconds) [May. 12th, 2009|02:11 pm]
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|04:17 pm]
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Despite it being quite ferret-like, I am really liking FaceBook. Seems like it is much easier for me to actually connect and get together with people , making 'extended' invites.

Meh, maybe I am just too lazy to post anymore. It isn't that I don't want to update and keep my friends involved, I guess I just never have enough to say that I feel 'justified' in making an LJ post.

I dunno ...

Anyway, I have reserved FB for my RL friends and family only, so if you are interested, come find me :)
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RIP Dom DeLuise [May. 5th, 2009|05:30 pm]
Loved his work, he was very funny :)

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j0Y1HgMF0NjN0EpM627oa5BA4aKA
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This killed me [Apr. 30th, 2009|03:07 pm]
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funny pictures of dogs with captions
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2009|09:22 am]
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For those in the area and interested. Be advised! Silence is not golden, the lights don't go all the way down, the sound isn't all the way up, there are no previews. This is not a regular showing, and if a kid sits 3 rows ahead and jumps up and down while trilling the whole time, you aren't allowed to complain.

That said, I will definitely be there, the first one is one of Megan's favorites :)
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2009|09:50 am]
http://www.semenex.com/home.html

NSFW due to content.
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Squee, HP style :) [Apr. 7th, 2009|11:15 am]
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Also, HP theme park to have snow. And that rocks my socks :)
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2009|09:47 pm]
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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks...

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom..

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2009|05:29 pm]
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fail owned pwned pictures
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2009|12:03 am]
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Happy Birthday to Tom, who is 34 now!

Later today, like after sleepy times, we will be off to Disney :)
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Pic-spam [Mar. 31st, 2009|11:15 am]
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Please excuse the fact that these are very out of order and a mish-mash, this is part 1 of 3.

Phone pic spam under here )
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(no subject) [Mar. 28th, 2009|03:12 pm]
Everyone should check out these pictures. They are truly works of art.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/icy_days_and_nights.html
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My brain is still broken, but this was damn funny [Mar. 24th, 2009|07:03 pm]
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Yes, it is a real book, check Amazon.
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This video has borkened my brain [Mar. 24th, 2009|06:46 pm]
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