| Quote of the Day and a game :) |
[Sep. 19th, 2005|10:07 am] |
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QotD : You are the licorice to our Jelly Belly of Love. - ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jamieswoman
Game : I am going to post obituary headlines. Assuming that people die as they lived, can you guess whose obit is whose? PS - I screened comments *insert evil laugh*
Obits :
1. Man found shot to death with d20, d10, d8 sizes. He was slumped over his laptop, screen showed WoW login screen. His costume was in good condition.
2. Woman found crushed under massive self-sculpted penises.
3. Man drowns in hair dyeing accident. Authorities puzzled over presence of vat of hot wax.
4. Man found dead wearing fishnets, black nail polish and camo. Jewish guilt suspected as culprit.
5. Man found run over by own wheelchair. Witnesses state 'He could walk just fine'.
6. Man found in tragic implosion accident, repression suspected. Those close to him say, "He loomed to the last".
7. Man found dead in apparent inner ear explosion. Famous George Lucas film and high end stereo equipment to blame.
8. Man reported missing, last words reportedly, 'I have to check my inventory, then I am going to Vegas, then I have a WoW marathon and after that I have DnD and then Rocky ..........'. Foul play not suspected.
9. Man found dead of shock, HD television playing gay porn upon discovery. Sources close to him say that he should have cared more what he was watching.
10. Woman found wasted away to 43 lbs, Weight Watchers suspected. Her breasts account for 25 of the pounds recovered.
11. Man found drawn and quartered after being pulled in too many directions. His employer reportedly to attempt reconstruction due to being 'the only man left in his department'.
12. Man found dead, severe spaz attack to blame.
13. Woman found bludgeoned to death by giant sunflower. Ferrets being questioned.
14. Woman found dead of dehydration after eight day fanfic reading marathon. Sources close to her not surprised.
15. Man electrocuted when Jack Daniels spills on radio equipment.
16. Woman found strangled by gold bra. The Sword of Damocles has been brought in for questioning.
17. Man stabbed by karate trophy after tripping over guitar strap. Man found extending middle finger at poster that simply read 'The Man'.
18. Woman found drywalled into her garage. Over enthusiasm, not foul play, suspected to be culprit.
19. Man found dead covered in flyers for annual Rocky Horror showing. Witnesses in area only whistled innocently.
People :
a. iveegrein
b. axory
c. angel4711
d. pktaxwench
e. janric
f. Chandler
g. Tom
h. Andy
i. watchingdragon
j. superjew4711
k. eddiehorror
l. jamieswoman
m. jamieniles
n. brian_dare
o. darkwing2022
p. geodiaz
q. Scott
r. Chrystal
s. lisamartin
House Points will be given! No cheating, you know who you are! |
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