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[Jun. 13th, 2008|07:01 am] |
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Ok, only the girls are going to really get this one ...
Don't you hate it when you lose track of time and can't remember your cycle? And for maybe a week you try to figure out when your last one was ... was it that weekend you were at the restaurant? No, you were wearing light pants ... etc etc ...
So, you get a bit paranoid and worry that you might be pregnant (if the situation applies) ... you accidentally missed a pill one day a couple weeks ago, maybe the little buggers got thru?! And the more you think about it, the more paranoid you become until you finally go down to the store and buy a test.
You come home, take the test, but no matter what, you are going to take the other test in the box in a few days anyway. That's why they give you two, because they know you will freak out and think the first might be faulty. You get the 'Not Pregnant' and breathe a little easier, but the 2nd test is still on the agenda. You get a few things done around the house before bed and settle in til the morning.
At which time, you get up and make your way sleepily to the bathroom. Where you make the discovery that you just wasted $10 on a test.
/facepalm
On the upside though, that Haunted Pub Crawl you are going on tonight can include alcohol now ... on the downside, by that time tonight, your cramps are going to make you loathe walking.
Meh ... you win some, you lose some :) |
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LMAO That is me just about every single month!
well, if it is any consolation, walking is supposed to help with cramps. I would definitely have alcohol on the agenda as well, though. I quit buying name brand pregnancy tests. I could have paid for the baby I may have been having with all the money I have wasted on pregnancy tests. | |
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